Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Steven Seagal farted in my gym, so the whole place closed down. Can I sue?

So Steven Seagal laid a rotten egg in my local gym and as a result the whole place got shut done. Am I able to sue him for vandalizing property? This isn't the first time he's done it too. Many times he just drops a huge doodie on the bathroom floors and leaves a trail of hershey squirts. He's ruining my business!

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